Don't worry "real" white girls in this movie, no you haven't been cloned. I admit it, I just wanted to watch a totally crap movie.
White Chicks delivered in spades (no racial pun/insult intended). Definitely one of the absolutely worst movies I have ever had the misfortune of seeing, only three words can adequately describe this steaming pile: crap, crap, and crap. In that order. A total waste of time with no redeeming qualities, I think even the notorious Ed Wood and Uwe Boll might have walked out on this. Complete with plot holes you could steer a planet through,
White Chicks' story revolves around two FBI officers "disguising" themselves as two heiresses to solve the case and get back in their boss' good graces. NOTHING about the Wayans' brothers in heavy makeup and prosthetics was even REMOTELY convincing. I would have had an easier time believing Frankenstein's Monster was Paris Hilton, The makeup was that bad, the script and the acting, if you can believe it, were worse.
I've never been one to hope for a career meltdown, but Marlon and Shawn Wayans had it coming. I can only take siblings bickering disguised as comedy for so long. Good-bye, and good riddance. The talent in your family rests comfortably with your other brothers Damon and Keenan.
There was nothing good about this. Do not watch, do not even consider watching this garbage. Run far, far away, and never look back. 0/10.
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