Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Day 46: "Searched you pretty darn good, didn't they?"

Jonah Hex.  Craptastic comic book movie.  As a friend of mine put it, "underwhelming."  I like Josh Brolin, but dude, seriously, say no once in a while.  Megan "Toethumbs" Fox, stop trying so damn hard to be sexy, it comes off as stupid.  John Malkovich, shame on you.  Ghost Rider was better, but not by a whole lot.  Its only saving grace was that it was short, 81 minutes to be exact.  Phone Booth was longer, and more importantly better.  A B-grade comic made into a D-grade movie, I should have known better.  End of speech, I'll keep my review like the movie, short and bad. 3.5/10

Tomorrow's movie: Another comic book movie, based this time on one of my favorite comics: Punisher:Warzone.  I liked the first movie, but sequels (especially comic book sequels) tend to suck.  Oh well, they can't all be winners.  See you then, and GO WATCH A MOVIE!!

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