Just got back from the new Pirates movie, and I need to add a rule to my list:
Do not touch the chair directly in front of you
--This rule came to me today. If there is someone in the chair in front of you, do everything you can to AVOID hitting it with your legs or feet. One slip or accidental kick is acceptable, and actually expected, as one gets comfortable. A constant, nervous kicking, tapping or pushing from behind is grounds for the person in said chair ripping your legs off and beating you to death with the bloody stumps. Parents: explain to you children that this is rude and discourteous behavior that you (hopefully) would not accept at home. Adults: you know that "personal space" bubble that everyone has? It does extend to the rear. Most theaters have plenty of space (I did say most) to get comfortable. You getting comfortable at my expense is unacceptable. Knock it off. If no one is occupying the seat directly in front of you, all bets are off, do what you like. If you find yourself in this situation, do what I do: quietly move to the seat directly behind your tormentor, and give 'em a taste of your foot skills.
More rules to come as I see the need. Thanks for your attention, and review coming shortly.
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